Louie, in his natural state... |
Alas, poor bard!
The next time you feel like playing a bard, make his shortcomings the focus of the character! Afterall, he can do a lot right? Who else uses his shortcomings to his advantage? Well, none other than the master of self-deprecation, Louis Székely!
Armed with a strong sense of self-loathing, your hate is his strength. Need a boost in combat? Perhaps snarky observational comedy will put you over the edge! Have to charm your way past the armed guards to get into the necromancer's castle? Louis CK has you covered with some fart/poop/fat jokes to completely disarm them! Fear not, my powerful band of adventurers, this bard is armed with the power of COMEDY!
Louis CK, Bard
There's no such thing as a cheap laugh. |
High Concept: The Bard Of New Amsterdam
Trouble: I Know The Enemy And It Is Me
Other: Jack Of All Trades - Master Of None (Except Failure), The Power Of Comedy
Approaches
+3 Clever
+2 Careful, Flashy
+1 Sneaky, Forceful
+0 Quick
Stunts
- Because I was a Surrealist Comic, I gain a +2 to Sneakily Attack or Overcome when Astragaloid Pyuria Admits Shrimp Tire Iron.
- Because I Eat A Lot Of Junk Food, once per session I can reroll any Defense against a Food-Borne Or Poison Attack.
- Because I am Experienced With Hecklers, I gain +2 to Cleverly Defend when someone tries to Charm, Coerce, Intimidate or Trick me.
Stress: OOO
Consequences
Exasperated (2)
Discouraged (4)
Fuck It (6)
Discouraged (4)
Fuck It (6)
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